Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Blue Gold Green Red Yellow Gray Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them to their face. Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? Chocolate pudding. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." " ... " "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. With non-flammable products, of course. Hair? What hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.