Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Green Gold Red Blue Yellow Gray Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Talk your way out of it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Stab them. Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. Fire them. From your life. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." " ... " How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh.