Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Gray Green Red Brown Blue Yellow You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. Fire them. From your life. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." " ... " "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.