Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gray Green Brown Gold Red Yellow Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them behind their back. Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Crown roast of pork. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.