Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Blue Green Gold Yellow Brown Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them behind their back. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Chocolate pudding. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Hair? What hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.