Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Yellow Green Gold Brown Red Gray Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." How do you style your hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.