Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Green Brown Gold Gray Yellow Red Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Talk your way out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Filet mignon. A fallen souffle. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. Crown roast of pork. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? " ... " "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair?