Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Yellow Red Brown Blue Gold Green Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Talk your way out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Stab them. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? A fallen souffle. Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.