Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Yellow Green Gold Blue Gray Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. With non-flammable products, of course.