Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Green Gray Blue Red Yellow Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Hair? What hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.