Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Blue Red Brown Gray Yellow Green You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Stab them. Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. A fallen souffle. Crown roast of pork. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Hair? What hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad.