Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gold Green Yellow Red Blue Gray Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? " ... " "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.