Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Green Blue Gray Gold Yellow Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. A family-sized tub of margarine. Chocolate pudding. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." " ... " "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.