Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Blue Yellow Red Gray Green Gold Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Talk your way out of it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. A family-sized tub of margarine. Chocolate pudding. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Under a Magneto-style helmet.