Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Brown Yellow Blue Gold Green Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them to their face. Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! If you were a food, what would you be? Chocolate pudding. Crown roast of pork. Macaroni and cheese. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. A fallen souffle. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." How do you style your hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet.