Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? What is your favorite color? Yellow Red Green Gray Brown Gold Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Talk your way out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them to their face. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? A family-sized tub of margarine. Filet mignon. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. Chocolate pudding. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " How do you style your hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Hair? What hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. With non-flammable products, of course. 25 Comments Nancy Best on February 23, 2014 at 9:55 pm Yes! I always knew I was awesome! 🙂 (and now it has been proven) Bill Saunders on February 24, 2014 at 9:41 am I am Rocket Hat. I’ve never been prouder. alyxandr on April 6, 2014 at 9:02 pm I’m “Scott”!! Um, yay, I guess?!! Chris on April 6, 2014 at 11:42 pm and Rocket Hat it is. I certainly hope that the fine people at Rocket Hat Industries aren’t maybe slanting the odds a bit. Happy Dude on April 7, 2014 at 2:23 am I never wanted to be Emperor of the Moon, but now that I am, I think maybe this was my calling all along. Mike Geordie Brown on April 7, 2014 at 2:38 am I even left my comment on the wrong page. I hadn’t scrolled this far down. I’m not typing it all again. I’d rather fail. I am Rick. Sometimes the truth hurts. Oh what the poop! I’m a Geek, get over it world. jpop on April 7, 2014 at 2:45 am Yeah, I’m cool! Thank you Basic Instructions for validating what I’ve always known to be true! Liz on April 7, 2014 at 4:23 am Yes! I’m awesome too… khereva on April 7, 2014 at 6:20 am I have never been prouder to be Rocket Hat. Lythande on April 7, 2014 at 6:43 am Clearly I am the best character. No, you don’t need to know who I got, but whoever it was, rest assured, they are the best. Andrew McDonald on April 7, 2014 at 7:19 am Speaking of Rocket Hat…no, wait- let’s don’t. David on April 7, 2014 at 7:38 am Rocket Hat? Awesome! Matt S on April 7, 2014 at 8:56 am I knew from way too early I would be Jenkins. I am not sad enough to be Rick and not aggressive enough to be Scott and not secure enough to be Missy. Not Rick on April 7, 2014 at 9:27 am Somehow I knew I would end up as Rick. So sad. Jay on April 7, 2014 at 10:16 am Cool, I am Rocket Hat. My excitement is nearly palpable. Matt T on April 7, 2014 at 11:23 am Nooooooooooooo! I’m Rick! Gregory Bogosian on April 7, 2014 at 4:13 pm Rocket Hat You’re the strong, silent type. Why use words when actions make a point much more clear? And why perform those actions in a showy, public way? You do things in private, like the humble hero you are. Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? The quiz says that I am Rocket Hat. That cannot be right, I love to talk and make a big show of everything that I do. The quiz must be defective. Brian on April 7, 2014 at 9:31 pm [pleasenotjenkinspleasenotjenkinspleasenotjenkinspleasenotjenkinspleasenotjenkins . . .] Rocket Hat. I got Rocket Hat. LET ME AT THOSE DAMN MOON MEN! John Tops on April 7, 2014 at 9:35 pm I’m Rocket Hat! I’m awesome! Jerden on April 8, 2014 at 9:29 am I was slightly mystified by the question of which food I am most like. Anyway, when I eventuall decided I got the Emperor of the Moon – regal, dignified, and doomed to failure. Derwood Kirby on April 8, 2014 at 6:06 pm I feel like a total failure. My character, JENKINS MikeM on April 10, 2014 at 4:24 pm Mullet Boss. Hm. I disagree with the hair style, but ‘arrogant and self-important’? Yeah, that pretty well nails me. Delz on April 11, 2014 at 2:31 pm Knifeketeer winner – and by that I mean that I actually took the quiz, unlike what I usually do, wait for my friends to take the quiz and post which character I find relevant to my interests. PS. If you get Jenkins, go back and check that you actually filled all the boxes. The quiz will let you finish with even just one answer, but if you can’t be bothered to fill out a quiz correctly, Jenkins is your obvious result 😉 The Emperor on May 31, 2014 at 8:41 pm And on that note I am heading back yo where I am truly appreciated…or at least feared…okay, just mocked, but I AM the Emperor! Moon Man on April 22, 2016 at 1:37 am Oh my god I am so glad I familiar enough with the comic to get it. I am the Emperor of the Moon. I have never been so proud and/or sad.