Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Red Yellow Gray Blue Green Brown Gold You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Talk your way out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet.