Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Yellow Gold Red Brown Green Blue Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. A fallen souffle. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " How do you style your hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.