Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Blue Green Gold Yellow Brown Red Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? A fallen souffle. Crown roast of pork. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. Chocolate pudding. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Hair? What hair?