Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gold Yellow Blue Brown Green Red Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them to their face. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. A fallen souffle. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." How do you style your hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.