Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gold Blue Red Yellow Green Gray Brown You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Talk your way out of it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. Stab them. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. If you were a food, what would you be? Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. Captain Crunch cereal. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Chocolate pudding. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Hair? What hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.