Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Blue Gray Brown Green Yellow Red You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Talk your way out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Stab them. Insult them to their face. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Crown roast of pork. A family-sized tub of margarine. Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." " ... " How do you style your hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Hair? What hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.