Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Yellow Green Brown Gold Gray Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Fire them. From your life. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." " ... " "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. With non-flammable products, of course. Hair? What hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.