Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gold Blue Gray Green Yellow Brown Red You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them behind their back. Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Stab them. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? A fallen souffle. Chocolate pudding. Filet mignon. Macaroni and cheese. Crown roast of pork. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Hair? What hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh.