Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Yellow Red Green Gray Gold Brown Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them to their face. Fire them. From your life. Insult them behind their back. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. A fallen souffle. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad.