Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gold Gray Brown Red Yellow Blue Green You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Talk your way out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Fire them. From your life. Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! If you were a food, what would you be? A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." " ... " "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Hair? What hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh.