Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Yellow Green Brown Blue Red Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them behind their back. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Chocolate pudding. A fallen souffle. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " How do you style your hair? A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Under a Magneto-style helmet. With non-flammable products, of course. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh.