Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Blue Gold Yellow Red Green Brown Gray You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Talk your way out of it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Captain Crunch cereal. A fallen souffle. Macaroni and cheese. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. Filet mignon. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. With non-flammable products, of course.