Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Gold Brown Yellow Green Gray Red Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Talk your way out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them behind their back. Stab them. If you were a food, what would you be? Macaroni and cheese. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Captain Crunch cereal. A fallen souffle. Chocolate pudding. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." " ... " "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.