Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Green Gray Brown Blue Red Gold Yellow You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Stab them. Fire them. From your life. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? " ... " "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Hair? What hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.