Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Gray Gold Brown Yellow Green Blue Red You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Stab them. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Insult them to their face. Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. A fallen souffle. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." How do you style your hair? A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.