Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by email@example.com What is your favorite color? Red Gold Blue Gray Yellow Brown Green You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Talk your way out of it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Insult them to their face. Stab them. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? Captain Crunch cereal. Crown roast of pork. Chocolate pudding. Filet mignon. Macaroni and cheese. A fallen souffle. A family-sized tub of margarine. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." How do you style your hair? Hair? What hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. With non-flammable products, of course. Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.