Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Red Brown Yellow Green Gray Gold Blue You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Talk your way out of it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Stab them. Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! If you were a food, what would you be? Crown roast of pork. Filet mignon. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. A family-sized tub of margarine. Captain Crunch cereal. A fallen souffle. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." " ... " "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." How do you style your hair? Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. Hair? What hair? Under a Magneto-style helmet. With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Messy, tousled, and all over the place.