Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Green Brown Blue Red Gold Gray Yellow You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Talk your way out of it. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Insult them to their face. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Fire them. From your life. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Stab them. Insult them behind their back. If you were a food, what would you be? A fallen souffle. Chocolate pudding. Macaroni and cheese. Captain Crunch cereal. Filet mignon. A family-sized tub of margarine. Crown roast of pork. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." " ... " "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." How do you style your hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy. Hair? What hair? With non-flammable products, of course. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad.