Which Basic Instructions Character Are You? Posted on February 22, 2014 by firstname.lastname@example.org What is your favorite color? Blue Gray Yellow Gold Green Brown Red You're presented with a task at work that you'd rather not do. What is your response? Just don't do it. Someone else will probably get it done, eventually. Perform it beautifully, but in private, so you get no credit for it. Try your best, but let's face it, it will defeat you, as all tasks do. Make a mangled, horrible mess out of it. Make someone lower on the totem pole than you do it. Do it poorly, the same way you do everything. Talk your way out of it. Someone disagrees with you. What do you do? Fire them. From your life. Keep quiet; everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Agree with them. They're probably right anyway, since you're almost always wrong. Insult them behind their back. Filibuster them down! And have them seized by guards! Stab them. Insult them to their face. If you were a food, what would you be? Filet mignon. A fallen souffle. Crown roast of pork. A family-sized tub of margarine. Chocolate pudding. Captain Crunch cereal. Macaroni and cheese. Which quote most sums up your attitudes? "I am a gentleman, even when I'm unconscious." "No, I'm not crazy. And no, I'm not stupid." " ... " "I'm the customer. They should give me whatever I want." "I want your honest, positive feedback on my poetry." "My armpits are not pleasant, but they are honest." "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb." How do you style your hair? With non-flammable products, of course. Under a Magneto-style helmet. Hair? What hair? Messy, tousled, and all over the place. Sometimes short, sometimes longer. Always sad. A thick, luxurious mullet. Duh. A beautiful Prince Valiant pageboy.